FARE MATRIXJEEPNEY DRIVER: HOY! BAKIT SAIS LANG ANG IBINAYAD MO? SIYETE SINGKWENTA NA ANG PAMASAHE NGAYON! INDAY: I AM CURRENTLY ENROLLED IN A TWO-YEAR VOCATIONAL COURSE IN AN ACADEMIC INSTITUTION. THEREFORE, I AM A STUDENT AND, BY THIS FACT, I AM ENTITLED TO HAVE THE INALIENABLE RIGHT TO AVAIL OF A CERTAIN DISCOUNT ON MY JEEPNEY FARE. THIS IS WHY I PROVIDED A PAYMENT LESS THAN WHAT YOU EXPECTED BECAUSE THIS IS ACCORDING TO THE LAW, AS STATED IN THE FARE MATRIX. JEEPNEY DRIVER: AW!
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AMO AND INDAY APPLIED FOR A VISA CONSUL: WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE UNITED STATES? AMO: TO TRAVEL, TO VISIT FRIENDS, AND TO FLY THE AIRPLANE. CONSUL: DENIED! WHAT ABOUT YOU (TALKING TO INDAY)? INDAY: FOR LIFE IS A NEVER ENDING PURSUIT OF MATERIAL AND SOCIAL SATISFACTION THAT I TENDER MY GREAT INTENT OF ACTUALIZING A TRANSPACIFIC JOURNEY TO THE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY - AN AFFABLE SANCTUARY WHERE DREAMS BECOME REALITY AND A PERFECT HABITAT WHERE SOULS, LIKE MINE, CAN REACH THE PEDESTAL OF FREEDOM CONSUL: LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!
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SA ISANG RESTAURANT... WAITER: ANO POORDER NILA, MA'AM? AMO: 'YUNG FRIED CHICKEN MEAL NA LANG. IKAW INDAY? ANO SA'YO? INDAY: I WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE OF A DISH OF SAUTEED PORK AND CHICKEN, BOILED IN THICK ESSENCE OF SOY AND CANE EXTRACTS, WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GARLIC, ONION, AND LAUREL, SPRINKLED GENEROUSLY WITH FINE SPICES AND SERVED WITH A GENEROUS HELPING OF ROOT CROP AND A HELPING OF RICE. AMO: IHO, ADOBO WITH RICE DAW! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- AMO: MULA NGAYON, WALA NANG MAGSASALITA NG INGLES. ANG SINUMANG MAGPADUGO NG ILONG KO AT SA MGA ANAK KO, PALALAYASIN SA PAMAMAHAY NA ITO. KLARO BA? INDAY: ANG MGA NAMUTAWI SA INYONG MGA LABI AY MATAMAN KO PONG I-IIMBAK SA SULOK NG AKING BALINTATAW, SA KAIBUTURAN NG AKING PUSO - GUGUNAM-GUNAMIN, AARIING SALIK NG ABAAT PAYAK KONG KABATIRAN. TATALIKDAN ANG MATAYOG AT PALALONG BANYAGANG WIKA. MANAPA'Y KAKAILANGANIN, BIBIGKASIN AT SAKDAL TIMYAS NA SASAMBITIN NG AKING SANGKAP NG PANANALITA ANG KINAGISNANG BINHING-KAUGNAYAN. SAKBIBI NG MADLANG LUMBAY KUNG MAPAPALIS SA GUNITA YARING TINURAN. TINGNI'T MALASIN, NASOK SA LIBTON NG PUSO'T KAMUNIAN. AMO: LECHE! HINDI KAMI SINAUNA! ADIK KA TALAGA, INDAY!
